December 2008
How to kill a mouse, v1. Merry Xmas!
Kimberly: does your cat catch mice
me: don't know
we haven't had any just bugs
Kimberly: domino caught a mouse friday night
the tail and back feet were dangling out of his mouth
Kimberly: i didn't know what to do
i couldnt pull it out
yeah, dom would've inhaled if i didn't catch him in time
i had him by the neck
he let go after like 10 mins
mouse was still alive
barely breathing
it wouldt let me push it into a bag
so i had to torture it
b/c i couldnt smash it
the entire time i was going crazy
b/c i hate mice!
me: ewwwwww
Kimberly: i can't even look at them
it gives me the heebies
so my cousin was like - spray it with something
so i sprayed it with organic cleaner
obviously that didn't work
then i had the scrub n' bubbles spray
then lysol
all of that made the mouse move more
then i put cayenne pepper on it
worked a bit
me: dude wtf
Kimberly: then i put pine sol on it
that's when it dies
died
i had no options
me: you're a horrible person
Kimberly: i thought the cayenne pepper would burn him
i know i am
i felt horrible
but i didn't know what to do